• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾(céng )经(🎳)看(kàn )到(🈂)过的毁三观的画面是什(😑)么
• 3你曾经(🤲)做过最羞耻的事情是(💎)什么
• 4你听过或(huò )看过哪些(🗃)变态故事

1丑陋片尾曲(qǔ )

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲创作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(🔑)

所属(🖥)专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英(🕷)文歌(gē )词(cí )

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看(kàn )到过的(de )毁三观(📄)(guān )的画(🏞)(huà )面(🧗)是(shì )什(shí )么(🔮)

3你(nǐ(㊙) )曾经做过最羞耻的事情是(🤽)什么

4你听(🎺)(tīng )过或看过哪些变态故(gù(🔯) )事

几(📓)(jǐ )大桌子的宾客正吃几顿的(🎧)兴奋突(🐛)然之(🛡)间靠院墙的几(jǐ )桌客人一(💫)阵大乱

大家闷(mèn )哼看过(guò(🐱) )来原来是是(🌬)院墙隔(🐁)壁有一些邪秽的(de )东西(💫)不时飞过来

酒(♏)菜(⤴)不能(né(👽)ng )不能再(zài )吃一(👒)些宾客的(👦)衣服也沾了脏(zāng )很多(✨)人(⏪)都(dōu )气(🐕)的(🌰)怒骂

做为主人的二舅也就肯(🏀)定不能(♋)不闻不问

他跟宾客们(men )道(dà(🎏)o )了(⛷)几句歉就拿梯子爬到院墙和邻居对(🎢)骂

王桂英我XXXXX你平时跟(gēn )我(🐞)瞎折腾(téng )我也就(📘)忍了今(jīn )天你(♓)去见这(🔊)样多人跟我较劲我(😃)非撕烂你的嘴巴不可二舅(jiù )站在梯(🏜)子气极败坏的(de )骂道

吴(⏺)明(😴)宏你有胆子就再(🌕)试试你一天不把事情能(néng )解决好老娘(🥤)就一(yī )天不放你对面(⬇)传(🦔)他(tā )们(🍸)来(🎊)了(🦓)一(yī )个妇女的骂(❕)声

二舅家农村的(de )房子是挨得(🛅)很近(🌧)隔(gé )壁建的

以前房子一(🌑)(yī )样高(🐑)(gāo )下雨天各家屋上的雨水向(🚗)着瓦片(piàn )淌入(rù(🤾) )各家(👊)院里

可二舅拆了旧(😼)房起(qǐ )新房新房比(bǐ )隔壁的(de )房子高了半(bàn )米角上(shàng )的雨水(🔪)就往(wǎng )隔壁屋(🎽)(wū )顶上(🌈)流肯定也(yě )就(🛁)进了(🚬)他家的院子

不过(🔚)这也并非有(yǒu )什么(⭕)大事

流到(🧔)院子里院子里的确就有(yǒu )排水沟(✳)(gōu )能有什么东西影(❕)响呢

不(⭕)(bú )过王(🎳)桂英不这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人(rén )靠(kào )天收成经济条件不多邻里关系也美(⏱)满和谐

可二(èr )舅这几(📿)年地里(🔥)活不忙就去(🌊)城(chéng )里(🎈)打零工挣的钱盖了这几间新瓦房

些(👞)农(🎲)村人就有这个(🔶)(gè )红眼病(bìng )见岂能别人(rén )比自己过(🏠)的好尤其(📘)是以前都觉得不如你(nǐ(🚶) )自己的(🌌)

王(⬛)桂英就一直(🐪)看不起(👲)二舅

王桂英的男人(🏂)叫陈(🛒)四虎(😔)

名字里面只(zhī )不过有(yǒu )个虎字但(dàn )是是只病猫(māo )

陈四虎老实的三(sān )棍子打不出(🙎)个(gè )屁来(🔄)

他怕事平时家里(❓)的事全是王桂(⭕)英撑腰

今天二(🏺)舅摆(bǎi )上梁酒(⏬)王桂英不(bú(🔰) )知好歹(💠)找碴陈四虎就躲在(🎆)屋里(📹)不出头(🤡)

陈四虎你出不(🚮)出来管(guǎn )一管你如果这(📊)样再不论别怪(guài )我一点也不客气了王桂英(yīng )骂(🧡)的(de )真(zhēn )的很难听手中(zhōng )还不时(shí )的(de )铲着鸡粪猪粪往院子这边(biān )甩二(èr )舅实在是忍(rěn )无可忍(🕵)的道

爹你跟(📹)他啰(luō )唆什么呢东西啊大表哥的确(❓)对(🌽)二舅实在(🔹)是(🥔)太(🚑)温和(🛃)(hé )的处理不满

大表哥拿(💋)板凳攀过了(le )院(✳)墙(🕰)可以打(📰)开了隔壁的大(🛀)门

早守在门口的二表哥(🐿)带(🌝)(dài )着兴奋几个(gè(😩) )堂兄(🤸)弟一拥而上夺过王桂英手中的铁锹出来是一顿打

幸好村里几个(gè )干(👰)部(🉐)也(🔱)几人就(🌂)把(🍌)众(zhòng )人给(🌕)抽(chōu )开了

王桂英说要可以报警村书(👥)记许(xǔ )红星嘲弄道王桂(guì )英(🐤)你(🧦)(nǐ )有脸打(💏)110人(👻)(rén )家摆酒(⏫)席你(🧜)泼(pō )屎(🌂)打(dǎ )了你(nǐ )又是活该倒霉(📖)你(🧑)今天要不(bú )向(xiàng )吴老二道歉吧看我(💶)咋(⏺)收拾好你(nǐ )

王桂英哪(🍞)里肯去道歉

她见所(suǒ )有人都奚落(luò )她的(Ⓜ)不(🍄)(bú )是顿时(🎂)就气(🏨)的要撞墙(qiáng )自戕(qiāng )

更何况几(❇)人的人(🐌)多把(🏉)她给拉住了

这时候场面僵在原地了几方(🅱)面都下(xià(🔸) )不来台

更何(hé )况陈四(sì(⌛) )虎从(♋)房里(lǐ )走了出来他向二(🔏)舅道(🗿)了歉还向(🎅)许书记(🕤)只要(🚆)管好老婆自(zì )愿来陪偿二舅三(🈳)百块(🚂)钱王桂英也被懦弱的陈四虎气的一时间回了(le )娘家事(shì )情(🏝)才算告了一(⬇)段(duàn )落

事情下来(lái )了一(⚓)年多我(wǒ(🏽) )又回(😌)来(lái )了一(🙋)次二舅(jiù )家吃饭不这回(📂)是白事

王桂英那次(cì )受(shòu )了气(🏎)(qì )虽说对二舅一(🀄)家(jiā )耿耿(gěng )于怀(🤞)但更气陈四虎(hǔ )的(de )太(🌡)窝囊(🗻)

她天(🚱)天上更加(➰)变本加(jiā )厉的数落陈四(sì )虎的懦弱无(🖋)能终(🐯)于成功把陈四虎(🛠)(hǔ )给烧(🤗)(shāo )穿了

那天二舅(❕)还在城里去打工(gōng )二舅妈(⤴)一(yī(📆) )个(🥢)人(rén )在菜地干活(huó )的人

陈四(sì )虎那着(🍙)砍草的镰刀(dāo )来到菜(👙)地把二舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但远(🆔)远超出长度(🛶)也没办(👥)法一下把(🅾)人脑(nǎo )袋(🏴)砍(🌥)下来

陈四虎(✂)面驳周(🥉)边惊慌的村民的面(miàn )一镰刀一镰刀的砍(kǎn )下了二舅妈的脑袋

接着提着血(🎣)淋(🥐)(lín )淋的的脑袋回到家里(🍙)扔(rēng )到了王桂英面(miàn )前

你(nǐ )看(💒)一下我倒底(dǐ )有(yǒu )没窝囊(🖥)废(fèi )有胆量的村民伏(fú(🤖) )在门缝上(🛂)见到(🏋)他这(zhè )样的话(🌸)(huà )问王桂英

王桂英被(bèi )吓的魂(⭐)不附体号陶(🍿)痛哭

陈四虎得意地的压了(🏺)一桶水洗(👭)干(gàn )净(🥂)的(de )手脚(♌)正坐在(🈚)堂屋(🎄)看电(♑)视(🚆)节目

很快地J察就(🎱)进了(le )村立即逮(🚝)捕了(le )陈四(🚚)虎

法医(🤨)仵作验尸让亲戚(🔆)邻里(🧘)自己(jǐ )去看

大(🔠)夏天放了(🚢)一(⛴)两(liǎng )天的人头恶臭(🎤)很难闻(wén )看完的人(rén )都(dō(💝)u )吐了

吃东西的那(🐃)天王桂英是没有再找你(🕷)麻(🤛)烦

她家的门上落了(le )锁没人明白了她去哪了